Some things in life are more trouble than they're worth,
That's how I feel about recipes that increase my girth.
Better to buy a dessert when the occasion presents,
Than to sample your way through the tastes and the scents.
I made in school this Paris-Brest,
Which had maybe 3,000 calories, I am sorry to confess,
But because I tasted all the ingredients along the journey,
The amount of calories I ingested would make you call an attorney.
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